Funny Quotes

-Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton

-Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown

-Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown

-The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore